Patience, Grasshopper. Pickleball Tee

Patience is a virtue. Especially when your partner is involved.

From the front, it looks like a little pickleball wisdom:

PATIENCE, GRASSHOPPER.

Then you turn around.

THAT WAS NOT THE BALL.

And suddenly it all makes sense.

The Patience, Grasshopper. Pickleball T-shirt is for the player who tries to stay calm, play smart, and show remarkable restraint when their partner decides to attack something that was clearly heading three feet out.

Featuring a two-part front-and-back design, this one delivers the joke the way Court Wit does best — you have to be a pickleball player to really get it.

Printed on our soft tri-blend tee with a subtle CW | COURT WIT sleeve mark, it's comfortable enough for a full day at the courts and sharp enough for wherever you end up afterward.

Available in Heather Burnt Orange, Smokey Charcoal, Pine and Heather Blue.

For players with patience.
And partners who test it.

PLAY SMART. WEAR WIT.

THE SHIRT BEHIND THE WIT

A great design deserves a shirt you'll actually want to wear.

We chose our tri-blend tee because it hits the sweet spot between soft, lightweight and ready to move — whether you're heading to the courts, grabbing a post-game drink, or ignoring everyone who told you that four hours of pickleball was enough.

Made from 50% polyester, 25% cotton and 25% rayon, the fabric combines the softness and comfort of cotton, the lightweight durability and moisture-management properties of polyester, and the smooth drape of rayon.

Translation?

It feels really damn good.

FIT

Our tees feature a flattering unisex fit suitable for both men and women.

This style fits slightly smaller than some traditional unisex tees. If you're between sizes or prefer a more relaxed fit, we recommend sizing up.

Available sizes: S · M · L · XL

COLOUR

Our designs are offered on carefully selected colours from our blank collection. Available colours may vary by design because — shocking revelation — not every graphic looks equally good on every shirt.

We'd rather offer the combinations that look great than 20 colours just because we can.

Please note that actual garment colours may vary slightly from what you see on your screen due to lighting, photography and differences between displays.

TAKE CARE OF YOUR WIT

Your shirt will last longer if you show it a little love.

• Wash inside out
• Cold water
• Gentle cycle
• Avoid bleach
• For best results, lay flat or hang to dry
• If using a dryer, tumble dry on low
• Do not iron directly over the printed design

Basically: treat it better than your paddle after an 11–2 loss.

DESIGNED FOR PEOPLE WHO ACTUALLY PLAY

Court Wit isn't interested in slapping pickleball sayings onto random shirts.

We choose garments for comfort, movement and wearability, then pair them with designs made for people who actually understand the game.

Designed in Kamloops, BC, Canada. 🇨🇦

PLAY SMART. WEAR WIT.